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If Only I Had a Chinese OEM Connection I Could Have the Next Snuggie Idea

If only I had a drinking buddy who knew a guy who knew a guy that runs an OEM in China …I could be a $$Millionaire by next month.

What is the product that I need mass produced?  I am still working on a catchy product name, but for now it is called the “The Overly Dramatic Moviestyle NOOOOO! Button” and it is the physical version of this hilarious website I came across today thanks to a great Twitter post I saw.

VaderNOOO

Tell me you would not have like 10 opportunities per day to press that button if it were sitting on your desk.  You just listened to it and laughed out loud I am guessing.

Before you punch holes and laugh at my daydreamy invention idea that I concocted for the purposes of this blog post — let me remind you haters that Staples has sold over $7.5 Million dollars worth of crappy “Easy Buttons” staples to the same suckers that I will love my “NOOO” button.

…also I am committed to taking measures early on to make sure I can avoid the same mistakes that the ShamWOW guy did once I make my fortune.

Nothing but up from here for me.  Nothin but UP.

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